Inspired by Brino Eno & Peter Schmidt's "Oblique Strategies" deck of creative prompts, Adam Schatz has painstakingly created his own version, positing "what if it was like the real thing, only dumb." These 100 cards are designed to bring you joy and give you direction in a world that is built on a cracked foundation of madness and cacophony.

When in crisis, Oblong Strategies will be there to help you navigate to greener pastures. When at peace, Oblong Strategies can remind you what's wrong with other people's brains, like Adam's.

This 100-card deck of wisdom is obviously an excellent stocking stuffer, but don't be afraid to buy one for yourself and never share it with anyone. You're worth it.

Click here for nifty unboxing video!

Words by Adam Schatz
Formatting by Emily Golinko